I don't feel well. Please hold me.
I appreciate that you put me in this comfy bean bag and plopped me in front of the TV to numb my mind of this pain. But, today I don't think watching Jack Black wander through Yo Gabba Gabba land in DJ Lance Rock's jumpsuit is going to make me feel better- even though it is my favorite episode.
I know that you said that we were trying to limit my use of the pacifier since I am growing up. But, do you think just for today I could have it back? Look how much my head hurts.
Ahh, that's good stuff. I'm just going to lie here and not move. I'm not going to sleep or anything...
Five minutes later.
Wash your hands. Cough into your elbow. Use a tissue to blow your nose. Don't pick up things off the floor and put them in your mouth. Take your vitamins. Eat your vegetables. Stay healthy, everyone.